Helliwell Fired !

[Andy Helliwell]

Wooden Shoe Wearing People
I got the bad news from my boss today that my
contract with the plants will not be lengthened.
He told me that I have got a bad attitude
towards bosses, managers and seemingly
anyone who is in authority at work, I also
took 6 weeks of sick, I am the last person
to leave the canteen, and he said that I don't
do enough work fueled by the fact that I
believe that I am only working for my uitkering.

He told me that I am too creative and active
minded to do production work.

My boss is impressed with my abillity to get on
and with communicate with dissabled people
though, especially the autistic chinese kid who
no one else bothers to talk to, he told me that I
should go and work with dissabled people cos
I have got this abillity to talk to them so well.
I must admit I get a lot of pleasure from making
dissabled people crease up laughing, they
were really laughing today when I
was telling them about my sex doll having a
punture.Getting on with these people so well
is the only thing that saved me from getting
a really bad assessement from my boss.

Back to beg to the SOS again...Bloody hell !

Andy

[Andy Helliwell]

Wooden Shoe Wearing Oplichters
I worked my last day with the plants yesterday,
I got two bollockings from the big boss for not
working, I told him that I did not wanna work
cos it is my last day, Fucking Twat !

One surprise that I have had though is that I
have got on really well with the manager for
the past few weeks, just before I left he even
came to wish me luck and shake my hand. I
was really glad about that cos I gave the bloke
a lot of hastle over the months, good bloke !

My collegues were also sad to see me go !

Andy